Thank you people on my dash for introducing me to Adventure Time

I think I like the Lumpy Princess the best.

(Source: allshetbolshet)

niknak79:

Two types of people

But I use T-Mobile?!

(via orphans-of-war)

My neuro prof once said “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my fake friends” Not sure where it’s from, still think it’s funny though.

razmakaz:

You’re Probably Not Really a Nice Guy (x)

(Source: i-like-blue-boxes, via thelastasiantimelord)

My dad in a nutshell. Tell him anything when he’s driving and he will answer that he has a Subaru and it’s a 4-wheel Drive.

(Source: senj0ugahara, via thishotbatata)

mrottweilerdog:

doubleohcircus:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

STILL FUNNY XD

(via ribbon-couture)

wintersmusic:

localpornstar:

titsmcyee:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

im dying

Well that escalated quickly

XDDDD

did not expect this turnout *shocked face xD

My SWOTR character is pretty hot.

randischmandi:

I’m just saying.

I AM SITH

Carly *calls up Freddy*: I’m scared

Freddy (looks at Gibby): Yeah me too….